ATTACK ON FREEDOM: HATE-MONGERING HILLARYITES Just Shooed Stephen Miller Away From The Bird Feeder Where He Was PEACEFULLY ENJOYING BREAKFAST

Patriots, our liberty is being threatened by DISRESPECTFUL DEMS. Stephen Miller was CALMLY eating his breakfast of seeds and cracked corn out of a PUBLIC bird feeder this morning when RUDE liberals with NO MANNERS approached him and drove him away with a broom. Make no mistake, patriots: This is a slippery slope. We…

The Cost Of Feminism: This Single Mother Has Been In Labor For Two Months Because The Father Isn’t There To Tell Her To Push

There is nothing that makes a feminist more enraged than the traditional family unit. An activist woman will even do things to her own detriment just to make sure that the father of her child has no influence in their lives. Just look at this latest example to see how depraved the feminist movement has gotten: A…

Sorry Liberals, But Gun Control Won’t Stop Jackie Chan If He Wants To Take Out 30 People With A Single Mop

Idiot liberals like to vilify guns, treat them as the sole cause of mass violence in this country. The obvious truth is that there are far deadlier methods a determined attacker can use during a rampage, and it’s about time the moronic gun-control knights educated themselves: Banning the AR-15 won’t stop Jackie Chan…

Immigrant Scourge: An Investigation Has Revealed That The Las Vegas Shooter May Have Gotten The Energy To Kill From Food Made By An Illegal Alien

Every true patriot knows that the United States is being overrun with foreign migrants, and they bring with them crime, violence, and depravity. So it comes as no surprise that illegal aliens were behind the deadly massacre outside the Mandalay Bay hotel in October of 2017. A new investigation conducted by a brave…

I Hope You DISGUSTING DEMS Are Happy, Because Now A KNOWN SEX PERVERT Has A BUNCH MORE Free Time On His Hands

Just when I thought you Dumb-o-crats couldn’t get any dumber, you’ve somehow managed to find a way to take your stupidity to a whole new freakin’ level. After weeks of phone-banking and throwing political hissy fits on Facebook, you snowflake shitstains miraculously succeeded in getting radical leftist Doug Jones…

President Trump Needs To Stop Retweeting Anti-Muslim Videos Posted By British Bigots And Start Retweeting Anti-Muslim Videos Posted By American Bigots

Earlier this morning, President Trump retweeted racially charged videos from ultra-nationalist British party leader Jayda Fransen depicting Muslims being aggressive and violent. This tactless decision by our president truly caught me off guard, and he must reverse course immediately. I firmly believe that President…

LEGAL President Donald JOHN Trump Just Proved He’s Got A Heart Of Pure Sweet Chicken Sauce By Showing Up To An Elementary School And Screaming Amazon Reviews Of ‘Full Metal Jacket’

LEGAL President Donald JOHN Trump is the most POWERFUL and WONDERFUL of all of the presidents, and for proof, just look at his RICH MAN’S PENTHOUSE that he lives in! But even though LEGAL President Donald JOHN is tough as nails and SPANKS HIS LOYAL BOY ERIC until ERIC’S eyes fall out of his head, that doesn’t mean…

Liberal Hypocrites: Why Are Dems Criticizing Roy Moore When PEDO PREZ Barack Obama Is Still Married To FORMER TEENAGER Michelle Obama?

A liberal witch hunt is on the prowl for Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore. The respected former judge is being attacked for OCCASIONALLY BEFRIENDING young girls using ROMANCE, and his senate campaign is on THIN ICE because of this smear campaign of the liberal media. Meanwhile, while the vicious liberals are…